Saturday, January 2, 2010

So i watched Avatar 3D last night. So epic. It was easily the most visually stimulating experience i've ever had. It was also, incredibly cheesy. haha. The movie was going great up until they introduced a couple of characters.

The main Marine, "Bad Guy", was such a chuckle. Looked at least 65 yrs old, but was absolutely ripped. His character was awful. Secondly, and most importantly, Michelle Rodriguez was came into the film. For those of you that had the privilege to see The Fast and The Furious, you know exactly who she is...

"Sniff, sniff. I smell, skanks. Leave now before i leave tire marks all over your face"

I'm sure she is trying really hard, but she just can't act. i was half expecting Paul Walker to come out of the jungle in a "hooked" up Mitsubishi with racing stickers and ground effects ready to race an Avatar for pinks. I do think that if Vin Diesel decided to make a cameo it probably would have been a good idea. At least he knows how its...

"..You never had me, you never even had your car"

So, go watch Avatar for an experience like no other. Then go watch The Fast and The Furious for an experience like no other. And don't try to touch the screen just because it's 3D, everyone tries that and thinks they're funny. Enjoy.

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